Oh No Rochester Technical And Community College Didn't

From reader Shane Styles, the gym at Minnesota's Rochester Community and Technical College:

Those who stay will in fact be runners-up at the JUCO division III golf national championships, Joel Swisher. Also don't ever set foot in Michigan because you will spontaneously combust due to ambient coach-rage.

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